January 2012
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New icon. I feel it expresses my usual state quite well.
Also, I won’t be on too much for the next little while, thanks to readings, and apparently our household went over our month’s internet usage. Whoops.
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You don't mess with Apollo's groupies
Cryses: Hey, I'm a Troyan priest of Apollo. I believe you got my daughter as booty?
Agamemnon: Literal and figuratively.
Cryses: Gentlemen, I just want my girl back, please accept this ransom ;A;
Greeks: Sounds reasonable.
Agamemnon: No, she's hot! Tits and GTFO!
Cryses: *l-leaves*
Back at home...
Cryses: *praying* Lord Apollo, I've been making sacrifices for you all the time, so make those fuckers pay.
Apollo: NO ONE MAKES MY PRIESTS CRY!
Apollo: *shoots arrows o' plague*
Greek camp, 10 days later: *death, death everywhere*
Agamemnon: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, SOMEONE CALL THE ORACLE! DX
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“Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table,...”
– Tina Fey on Amy Poehler, Bossypants
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boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
2011: Let's go planking
2012: Let's go choke on some cinnamon
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panchild asked: LET'S FACE IT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL.
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panchild asked: ICING'S GROSS.
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PLUTARCH’S THE LIFE OF AEMILIUS PAULUS IS 33 PAGES LONG. I HAVE TO HAVE IT READ BY 10AM TOMORROW. WHO THINKS THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN? BECAUSE I DON’T.
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operator: 911 what is your emergency
me: i found my old art
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Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed...
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can do, whether they mean it or not.”
and ”The perennial location of nice...
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guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
guy: you legend *high-five*
girl: i had sex once
girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
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