- Cryses:
- Hey, I'm a Troyan priest of Apollo. I believe you got my daughter as booty?
- Agamemnon:
- Literal and figuratively.
- Cryses:
- Gentlemen, I just want my girl back, please accept this ransom ;A;
- Greeks:
- Sounds reasonable.
- Agamemnon:
- No, she's hot! Tits and GTFO!
- Cryses:
- *l-leaves*
- Back at home...
- Cryses:
- *praying* Lord Apollo, I've been making sacrifices for you all the time, so make those fuckers pay.
- Apollo:
- NO ONE MAKES MY PRIESTS CRY!
- Apollo:
- *shoots arrows o' plague*
- Greek camp, 10 days later:
- *death, death everywhere*
- Agamemnon:
- WHY IS THIS HAPPENING, SOMEONE CALL THE ORACLE! DX
